Thursday, July 21, 2011

Dear Ryan Gosling...

Dear Ryan Gosling, are you sure you won't reconsider my dinner date invitation? I know I probably called you at a very busy time...what with you promoting your new movie and everything...but, let's look at the facts:

  • I am a very good cook
  • I am trained in massage therapy
  • You are very good looking:


Photo stolen from perezhilton.com

  • I am very good looking:


Ugh...you were even adorable in your awkward Mickey Mouse Club phase.

  • My parents want me out of their house
  • I want a baby

So, call me will ya?  My number is on your cell phone.  Repeatedly. 
Love, Kady

5 comments:

short, victory said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Love, it - genius. Ryan Gosling is my favorite Ryan of all, and that's saying a lot!

short, victory said...

I meant Love it. Not: Love, it. Seems to convey a whole different meaning, though I'm not sure what that is.

Dan said...

You've gotta be a step up from that sex doll he had a thing for a while back. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)

Flaggy said...

Um, did you see what he is WEARING? Cute faces don't hide outfits like that.

dbs said...

You kill me.

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