Sunday, July 8, 2012

Sunday Favorites: "Hi"

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite. Mostly because I'm too lazy to come up with new content every single day. Enjoy! This story originally appeared on October 30, 2008, when I was on my way home from South Africa and had a lengthy layover in New York:



7 hour layover.

Called mom and dad.

Ate.

Walked around.

Shopped for stuff.

Bought a coffee cup.

Read my book.

Went to the bathroom, where -- and I am not kidding about this -- (stop reading if you're a proper person with manners or a human being) I pooped the word "hi", lowercase, complete with a dotted "i". I couldn't believe it. I reached to get my camera to take a picture, but the automatic flusher thought I was done and flushed it all away. And then I cursed technology forever.

Goodbye New York with your fancy toilets with unforgiving motion detectors.

3 comments:

lj said...

Toilet motion detectors are ruining our lives. I hate it when it thinks I'm finished and I'm not, and it flushes like three times and I'm all I have toilet water from the toilet on me!

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

haha lj, totally the bane of my existence.

Also those auto soap dispensers? I have one at work and have to pretend to be three new and different people to get enough soap to wash my hands.

Chris - The prudish one said...

Yes!! A toilet with a sense of propriety. I think it's totally proper for your poop to speak only to you.

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