"Boy. It's an earth-shattering experience when you find out you're nobody. Earth-shattering."
"I'm gonna have a cup of coffee while we sit here and bond."
"You're not makin' bean dip?! I hate Spanish things."
"Well? Have you ever noticed their food is either beans or -- I don't know -- cactus tips. It never seems to change."
"I think I'm gonna crap any minute. Do I dare walk out the door?"