Wednesday, November 6, 2013

I Don't Deserve Anything Nice

Since I bought my new car, I have:
  • Left the windows down in a rainstorm.
  • Unwittingly let sauce-heavy Chinese food slowly drip, drip, drip onto the passenger seat and into the crack of the passenger seat
  • Put a metal chair in the backseat that had wet rust inside it somewhere which then dripped onto the leather.
  • Parked next to somebody who likes to RAM! their door open into other people's brand new cars when they get out of the car.
  • Been sideswiped in the middle of the night by a random mean sideswiper who totally scraped up the whole side of my car and broke my rearview mirror OFF (to the tune of $2000) and then did NOT leave a note.
Which just proves I don't deserve anything nice. If I still had Ol' Blue I'd purposely pour Chinese food all over it to make it smell BETTER.

This was my car new:

Here's a couple pics of it today:


Chris said...

The interior stuff is on you. My condolences on the exterior stuff. Don't tell Larry...

Kelly said...

Don't forget how you drove over cement barrier in my parking garage and cried like a baby again.

DB Stewart said...

I'm still waiting for your TV show to debut.

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