|Rachel from New Mexico looking super duper cute.|
I haven't mastered it. Exhibit B: (I am the man on the left of the tree.)
So, now the Machu Picchu thing. I have these neato touristy North Face zip-off pants/shorts that I have been schlepping around for a year for the very purpose of trekking in Machu Picchu. I discovered them in the bottom of my backpack in Brazil and started wearing the shorts around quite a lot.
|Remember this magical day?|
Well I wore them so much I decided to wash them, and for some reason they turned blue in the wash. I blame fabric softener / operator error. Just the upper part of the pants of course, the shorts part. I didn't need to wash the bottoms because I hadn't used them. So now I'm going to hike for four days in the following:
|Blue on top and brown on bottom.|
To top it all off, or, more correctly, to "muffin top" it all off,
|This is me sucking in.|
|And...after the exhale.|
How to look cute on a hike...don't ask me. Jeez. I'll most likely get a debilitating sunburn on half my face the first day.