To my niece, who plugged her iPod in and stretched the cord across a walkway: "I love you Karley, but I've loved a lot of dogs I've had to shoot."
Demonstrating his command of the Spanish language: "Donde esta. Muy bien. Por que anamos aqui."
On eating for weight loss: "What's the matter, can't you just have a portion? Like me? I just have a portion."
And, our very first Dianne-ism: "You're just sayin' that cuz you don't mean it."