Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Hal-isms, Vol. 14

"A turd is a turd. You can pick it up, smell it, taste it. But it's a turd."
On the comparison between him and Archie Bunker:
"But he lived in a city."
On him being a country version of Archie Bunker: "I'll accept that."

Yelling from the TV area to my brother, in the dining room area (remember this is all in a one-room shack): "Pete! Fire in a barn!"  (While watching My Pal Trigger, during a scene were there is fire in a barn.)

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