Skype conversation between my 16-year-old niece Hanna and me:
[2:04:08 PM] Hanna: wanna hear about a dream I had last night?
[2:04:40 PM] Kady: mary poppins?
[2:04:48 PM] Hanna: no
[2:04:59 PM] Hanna: I was riding the school bus. A girl named Marissa who used to ride my bus was on the bus and had an Agatha Christie book, and in the book Miss Marple solves the mystery and discovers who the crook is because she discovers that a man is actually a woman, which she discovers by finding a bloody tampon in the toilet in the men's bathroom.
[2:06:41 PM] Kady: now that's good detecting
[2:06:47 PM] Hanna: so in the book there was an illustration of Miss Marple peering into a toilet filled with bloody tampons
[2:07:01 PM] Kady: hahahaha "I always catch my man. Even when he's a woman."
[2:07:25 PM] Hanna: the bus driver got disgusted by this picture and forced Marissa to throw the book away, he thought it was inapropriate. I saved the book from the trash and gave it back to her because I really liked Agatha Christie books. Then we had a good laugh over men and tampons and how silly they are about it
HILARIOUS. And yes, men are very silly about tampons. For a good example of this, do yourself a weird favor and click here.