Thursday, April 19, 2012

He Got Me






I bartended at a couple of Fishing Lodges, near the border of Canada two summers in a row.  As you can imagine, my personality lends itself pretty well to bartending.  As you can also imagine in that job a lot of unwanted attention floats your way.  I was able to deflect a lot of it, oftentimes by pulling out my surefire mood killer in which I stare 'em right in the eye and say, deadpan:

"I WANT A BABY."


Hilarious.

Anyway, one night one of my seventyish-year-old customers asked me,

"Would you have sex with me for a thousand dollars?"

I politely declined.

He hung his head and said, "That's too bad.  I sure could have used the money."

4 comments:

Morgan said...

hahaha i love old men!

Kerry said...

It looks like you have a Black Belt so I'm surprised they would mess with you.

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Chris said...

It's hard to find one that sharp!! Cute story!

Sailing into the Desert.... said...

Awwww....Island View!! The last place I ever saw you in person when Beth and I dropped you off and your Mom picked you up. I sunburned my shins SUPER bad that day we were on Beth's houseboat. But it was worth it....because I got to hang with you the first and only time!! :)

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