Monday, March 9, 2009

I just want to announce publicly to all 7 of you...

I have just finally paid off my ex-husband's credit card debt.

I can't even describe the huge weight that has been lifted from my shoulders. It has been a long, hard, grueling 3 years and more money than I even want to count. Let's just say I could have paid off my parents' house.

Anyway, I am feeling like a million dollars, and want to share with any single women out there these small tidbits of wisdom. If I have learned anything in my short life, I have learned these things:


"If a man withdraws $5,000 from your personal savings account without your knowledge and uses it to buy himself a nose job, DO NOT MARRY HIM."

and,

"If that same man doesn't inform you of an extra wife he had until you get engaged, DO NOT MARRY HIM."

or,

"If the same man from both warnings above cuts you out of your engagement photo and posts the half-photo of himself on match.com in order to date other women the same week he borrows $9,000 from you to buy a car, DO NOT MARRY HIM."

13 comments:

kasey said...

If only you would've read this sooner.

prettiest sister said...

Let's see do we have any comments for her girls?

anna said...

Good Job Kady, I'm so happy for you.

Ali said...

Kady- Now that you've learned your lesson and can be a mentor to others, good things are going to come to you. wink.

Anonymous said...

Is this sacrcasm?

With all due respect, Why would we take any advice from you when you clearly have no common sense of your own.

I hope you use your own advice for your second marriage. Best of luck.

kadyhexum said...

Anonymous: Yes. Sarcasm. This blog is ALL ABOUT how stupid I am.

Happy Reading!

Sarah Lindahl said...

Sounds like "anonymous" had a sense-of-humorectomy

kadyhexum said...

It's my ex-husband.

Anonymous said...

It looks like the first "Anonymous" doesn't "nose" how to spell. Either that or he was just itch"chin" to comment and didn't have time to proofread.

Anonymous said...

Chris, Whoops! I mean anonymous: Are you looking for #4 to fix yourself? And by that I mean plastic surgery, not wife.

kadyhexum said...

Well Chris I hope you have gotten the message:

You're not welcome here.

If you must read my blog you really should shove your comments up your anal fissure.

Anonymous said...

So I googled anal fissures...

Mom said...

I guess anonymous can't count, either. He WAS the second.

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