Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Hal-isms, Vol. 5

*Stands up*  "OHPE!  I'm peeing!  I'm peeing!  No, wait.  I'm not.  But I will be."

Regarding Jennifer Lopez in her bubble-wrap dress at the Oscars (which I finally got to watch on my mom's DVR):
"Is she fat?  Or just padded?  Well look how far out her rump goes."

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