Thursday, July 15, 2010

Hal-isms, Vol. 6

"You know what I'm going to do?  I'm going to go buy myself some Crocs, so I can blend in."

"Look.  There's a guy with a cane.  Why don't we stop and give HIM a thousand dollars?"

(While changing a tire) "Well THAT makes me pee."

"Oh my achin' ass.  Do you s'pose I should go lay down for a while?"

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