Thursday, January 12, 2012
Hal-isms, Vol 20
"Just because somebody says hi to you Kady, it doesn't mean they're hitting on you."
"Rowdy! You consternation! Why do you gotta be such a bectum? Yah. Wag your tail."
"I better go to the bathroom otherwise I'm gonna have a baby."
"I'd like to fish from shore. Pick apples. Grind a deer into a porridge. Stuff it into a tube of gut. Whatever them Indians ate."
"At work they called me Black and Decker. Powerhead. And it wasn't because of my big head -- it was because of how my head acts."