I really wish I could go back in time sometimes and say a really funny thing after that other thing happened.
Like that time when I got stuck in the elevator at work.
Don't you think it would have been hilarious if I had stripped down to my tank top, strewn all my stuff all over the elevator, messed my hair all up, and was in squatting position, eating my sauerkraut with my hand when the doors opened and my whole office was standing outside? I could have talked to them in the made-up grunt language I was forced to use because I had no one to talk to for so long stuck in that elevator.
"Tay inna wiiiiih"
I actually HOPE I get stuck again. I won't screw up such a choice opportunity a second time.