Sunday, March 25, 2012

Sunday Favorites: The Maggot

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing?  You've missed SO MUCH.  Not to worry.  Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite.  Mostly because I'm too lazy to come up with new content every single day.  Enjoy!  This story first appeared on December 25, 2008:


So I had some friends over to watch Arrested Development and eat all day. And that's what we did and it was super fun. And then we also watched Son of Rambow. (really good.) At some point during the movie, my friend Kay turned to me and said, "gross Kady you have something in your hair. It looks wet." He was like, "I'm not going to touch it but give me your finger and I'll point to it with your finger. It looks like a maggot."

I'll save you the trouble of doing a Google Image Search for "maggot":


A maggot?!  EW!!!  So I recoiled in horror and yanked my finger back out of his hand. Then he said, "OK I'll just get it." Then he stuck his finger in my hair and pulled it out. 

When I saw what was in his hand it jogged my memory and I faintly remembered rubbing my nose and then touching my hair...

THERE IN HIS HAND WAS MY BOOGER. MY WET BOOGER.


2 comments:

dbs said...

Now that's a friend. (Or used to be?)

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

OMGGGG. Boogers gross my shit out. This was the first post of yours that I read and I nearly wretched.

This pretty much ensures I'll now be following you.

Well played.

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