I called my mom so we could freak out together about my Forbes.com interview, and my dad hopped on the line.
"You're endelved* on MY heart, Kady. Screw Forbes."
Then my mom told me about how she had to explain my Angelina's Leg photo to him and he didn't get it, even after five minutes of explanation. He piped in again. "That's a raunchous* lie. It was more like 18 seconds. And just because I don't agree with crazy people doesn't mean I don't get it."
Raunchous: "Excessively great", according to my dad.