Tuesday, June 26, 2012

An Email to Roxie

An email I wrote to my buddy Roxie from Tucson.
January 10, 2012:

I don't have any funny stories for you today.  I worked 12 hours...oh yes I do.  Here's one:
Every time I go to the bathroom I'm amazed at how GOOD my butt smells, it's like a wonderful powdery but not too powdery clean smell.  Yesterday and today.  I can't get over how great it smells, and I'll be very honest, I haven't showered since last Thursday, (I did a wet wipe on my butt the other day, but they're not powder scented) so it just doesn't make ANY SENSE.  
I finally figured it out.  My renters left behind some Dreft laundry detergent from their babies.  Well I decided to make that my underwear washing detergent and I washed a bunch of brand new underwears I bought at the GAP in Dreft.  Anyways, that's the yummy smell.  (And a great tip to mask butt smell.)

"Dreft. I wouldn't dream of washing my grungies in anything else."

~Kady. Mediocre Blogger.

A shining endorsement, indeed. 

Summer and Roxie


Kelly said...

I looked at my calendar. That is 5 days without a shower!!!! Gross!

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

That's why you need DREFT, Kelly!

Megs said...

YOU ARE MY PEOPLE! Who are all these people who shower everyday? Or every other day? And okay, sometimes when things get really crazy every third or fourth or fifth day? How do they find time? I just can not bathe that much. I can not!!!!!

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