Hobo Siren's recent Out of Context Friday Caption Photo Context reminded me of a story.
A group of my friends and I were hanging out one night and my sister Kasey got it in her head that it would be a BRILLIANT idea for us all to google image search for hemorrhoids. (She's like that.) We looked at scads of photos. Scads. They're gross. I'm not going to post photos here, you'll just have to make your own search.
Anyway, we were all crowded around the computer screen, unable to look away when I remarked,(And in my opinion, the following is probably one of the funniest things I've ever said.)
"It's like looking in your mom's purse."
|Click photo for credit -- I robbed it from a very messy blogger.|
|The resemblance is uncanny. Google it. Trust me.|
OMG, I think I have hemorrhoids!
Mom's going to be so offended. 'My purse DOES NOT look like hemmorhoids!'
No. Thank you.
What??? One thing I have never had is a hemorrhoid. I actually named them "children".
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