"See that old lady? That's my Grandma."
"I don't like being in charge of myself in general."
"Intestines never look good."
"Ugh. I HATE bean bags."
On trying a one-piece swimsuit for the first time: "It's like my butt decided to wear underwear and the rest of my body said, 'Hey! Let's share!'"
|My little doppelgänger.|