Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Summer-isms, Vol 39

"You know I couldn't wait to get this bra on and now I can't wait to get this bra off."

"I feel like every man uses Head & Shoulders."

"If I don't do it fast I don't do it at all."

"I have an invincibility complex."

"You're the worst public speaker I've ever seen in a corporate environment." (I've never publicly spoken in a corporate environment.)

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