There must be loads of Piles in India, because we're hearing lots about them. Piles Piles Piles. When we work out the instructor teaches the class how to ward off piles. Pharmacies have shelves full of creams for Piles. How do I know the creams are for Piles? Well the jars are completely written in squiggle-letters of the local language, with one English word. Yep. Piles. A mere Google search for 'india piles' will result in tons of hits (yes, i Google searched it).
Here, Piles even have their own Hospital, no joke.