There´s a guy here in San Marcos who looks like a ghost. Long, white beard and invisible skin, and claims to have been taught the ways of the local chocolate shaman, and now he´s the new shaman. Today, two girls from my hostel went to have a ¨chocolate ceremony´with him. I told them I wanted a full report. My German roommate vocalized my sentiments when she said, "I don´t believe in chocolate shamen."
Because he looks like he´s from Cleveland, you know?