Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Summer-isms, Vol. 21

"Let's go to a different bathroom to sponge bathe in.  I don't like this Wal-Mart water.  It's too hot."

"It's like we're starting a whole new life on the other side of the parking lot where nobody knows us."

"That's me talking to my burrito."

"Granted, it was my skinniest week ever."

"That was years ago.  I sold insurance back then."

"I just thought I was thirty five."

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