Monday, December 19, 2011

Summer-isms, Vol. 22

"She basically yelled at me with her bell."

"Maybe it's just a weird homeless guy who stole a vest from me."

"Even if I had the nicest dog in the world, I would be afraid that my dog would bite my baby's head.  It seems only natural."

"Even bad guys make me wear a helmet."

"What do you think of those topless hats?"

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Me: "That guy's name was Hamish."
Summer: "It doesn't matter.  I'm gonna die alone."




2 comments:

dbs said...

Are you and your peeps ever sober?

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

Of course dbs, I just don't like to document those moments.

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