How do you get your dad to love you the most? Maybe you dress in your Sunday best to go on a walk with him, while he ignores you and tells X person on the phone about his "petey" issues? (Kelly)
Maybe you mow special messages into the lawn, too big for a proper photo, but stating "I 'heart' MY DAD", only to get in major trouble later for wrecking the lawn? (me)
Notice Kelly, watching the scene of the lawnmowing unfold. What a lazy.
We can't win.