Yay! Never fear, Summer-isms fans! This popular feature of my blog will now be replaced by 'Hal-isms'. Here are a few gems to get us started:
"The next time I see a Japanese man I'm going to kick him right square in the *ss."
"You talk about your crap kissin' your underwear, I had my small intestine rubbin on 'em."
"Well I don't want a burnt pork chop."