Saturday, June 19, 2010

Hal-isms Vol. 3

"My bowels.  My poop tank."

"Oh Ellen, get up and give everybody a hug.  Get a bad back."

"Is that Lady Gaga?"

"I don't give a horse's hind end.  I just don't want him pulling on my tubes."

"You think there's one part of Minnesota that my foot hasn't touched?"

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