Thursday, June 17, 2010

Hal-isms Vol. 2

"I thought it was colon cancer so I just let it go."

"I feel fine when I'm sleeping."

"Jimminy Christmas.  An hour ago it was five minutes."

"Everything I look at I gotta memorize.  My birthdate, my name..."

"The rest of my life is going to be spent emptying pee bags.  Sitting at the cabin.  Farting."

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