On average, like one per day. Which is what I strive for. I hope I can keep it up to make 365 for the year. It's good to have goals when one is unemployed.
So here's my story of the day.
Today I was in a car with a bunch of girls, when I happened to see a drunk man sitting on the curb with very short shorts on. I'm looking at him because he's scratchin' and then I see his Peter. His thingee. It's peeing! Into the gutter!
I was so shocked but couldn't look away! So instead I exclaimed, "who wants to see a penis?!?" And only one girl looked, but we laughed and laughed.