Yesterday I got a bug up my butt to do something about the incredible amounts of spam email I receive. And so, I clicked on a few to 'unsubscribe'. One of them was the following:
We would like to introduce you to PATRICK from DAR-ES-SALAAM, Tanzania.
Utilizing our Duet® Total Compatibility System, and based upon Personality, Values and Ideals, Life and Lovestyle and Preferences we have found that the two of you could be a perfect match!
Apparently, Patrick is 25 years old, and is into computers and the outdoors. He is a risk taker, high energy, optimistic and seeks predictability. Perfectmatch.com believes he could be my perfect match!
I have always received emails from Perfectmatch.com, but never clicked on one before. This intrigued me, and so I ventured onto perfectmatch.com.
"Welcome Shanique!", you have four new emails. Huh? OHHHHH, I get it. Somebody set me up with a Perfectmatch.com profile. Semi-hilarious. But when? The first email was from 2007. Sorry, sarcastic (and maybe a little racist?) friend, I didn't get your joke until just now.