"Let's get out of here! Kelly's breath stinks."
One day, my older sister Kelly was in the library in high school (GRADE SCHOOL, HOLLER ELEM), sitting with all of her friends (EVIL CLASSMATES). A note was being passed and giggles were happening, so Kelly anxiously waited for it to get around to her so she could read it and giggle too. (I DID NOT SEE THE NOTE BEING PASSED. THERE WAS NO GIGGLING. I WAS LIKE HEY WHERE ARE THEY GOING, OH HERE'S A NOTE, WHAT DOES IT SAY)Suddenly and without warning everyone else got up and left, leaving the note on the table.
'Let's get out of here! Kelly's breath stinks.' ACCURATE
I LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE CUPPED HAND OVER MOUTH BREATH SNIFF TEST."
(Great Kelly, now nobody is ever going to believe one of my stories ever again.)