Monday, November 21, 2011

Noted

One day, my older sister Kelly was in the library in high school, sitting with all of her friends.  A note was being passed and giggles were happening, so Kelly anxiously waited for it to get around to her so she could read it and giggle too.  Suddenly and without warning everyone else got up and left, leaving the note on the table.


It read,

"Let's get out of here!  Kelly's breath stinks."


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***UPDATE***
Kelly's Response:

"This story is close, but some inaccuracies. 

One day, my older sister Kelly was in the library in high school (GRADE SCHOOL, HOLLER ELEM), sitting with all of her friends (EVIL CLASSMATES). A note was being passed and giggles were happening, so Kelly anxiously waited for it to get around to her so she could read it and giggle too. (I DID NOT SEE THE NOTE BEING PASSED. THERE WAS NO GIGGLING. I WAS LIKE HEY WHERE ARE THEY GOING, OH HERE'S A NOTE, WHAT DOES IT SAY)Suddenly and without warning everyone else got up and left, leaving the note on the table.

It read,
'Let's get out of here! Kelly's breath stinks.' ACCURATE
I LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE CUPPED HAND OVER MOUTH BREATH SNIFF TEST."







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(Great Kelly, now nobody is ever going to believe one of my stories ever again.)



7 comments:

Mom said...

geez kady you are in trouble now!!! telling stuff. I suppose in your next blog you will be telling how someone blabbed to the whole bus that someone got her period.

Jude Acers said...

Poor Kelly. I got the same treatment when I was a kid.

Kelly said...

This story is close, but some inaccuracies.

One day, my older sister Kelly was in the library in high school (GRADE SCHOOL, HOLLER ELEM), sitting with all of her friends (EVIL CLASSMATES). A note was being passed and giggles were happening, so Kelly anxiously waited for it to get around to her so she could read it and giggle too. (I DID NOT SEE THE NOTE BEING PASSED. THERE WAS NO GIGGLING. I WAS LIKE HEY WHERE ARE THEY GOING, OH HERE'S A NOTE, WHAT DOES IT SAY)Suddenly and without warning everyone else got up and left, leaving the note on the table.


It read,

"Let's get out of here! Kelly's breath stinks." ACCURATE
I LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE CUPPED HAND OVER MOUTH BREATH SNIFF TEST.

Kelly said...

Is there a way to correct this blog post? I love this story as embarrassing as it is, but somehow the idea that it would have happened in High School is even worse.

Hanna said...

Already nobody believes you Kady. Whenever you repeat a story I told you you completely butcher it! You're a bit too into story telling instead of the actual facts.

Kady Hexum said...

(The mark of a great story-teller, I'd say.)

Kelly said...

In Kady's defense this is an awesome story. One of my favorite. She simply mixed up some of the details. I love that it made it to her blog.

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