Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Hal-isms, Vol. 25

"The only goin' I'm doin' is takin' a leak."

"I only said some of the stuff in jest, it wasn't like it was reality or something. It's probably other people that act like this."

"I don't like to hear myself talk because I already know what I'm going to say. I just talk to keep the conversation going."

"You should be a therapist. I'd walk outta there feeling great."

"You only have 35-40 readers. They could be sending this around the world."

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