My dad never goes to the doctor. But when he does, he really likes to give the nurses a hard time. Like that visit where he was given a suppository, and instructions to use it and return the next day.
When he arrived, the nurse asked him how it went.
He responded, "For all the good it did me, I coulda shoved it up my hind-end."
Like (your Dad & U, not the suppository from hell).
He sounds like the Man who went to the Dr. because he couldn't hear. He said his hearing aid was broken. Dr. examines his ear and says, "No wonder you can't hear! You have a suppository stuck in your ear."
Man says, "Well, I guess I know where my hearing aid is."
Thanks dbs. I'm glad to know I can send him to Canada when I get sick of him.
Great story, Kady, what ever inspired you to write about that? Great joke, Roxie, LOL
Did you and Summer coordinate to blog about the same item this week???
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