"I heard a big fat fart."
"I don't think anybody has any complaints about my infertility."
"I think I should know better by now not to buy a button-up shirt."
"I don't think anybody has any complaints about my infertility."
"I think I should know better by now not to buy a button-up shirt."
"I need to get Cancer Insurance before I get Cancer."
"I don't believe in telling people what not to do. I believe in telling people what not to wear after they're already wearing it."
3 comments:
I still love that "cancer insurance" quote. It made me chuckle to myself reading it here again.
Best to get the Insurance beforehand...
I have never said that f-word ever.
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