Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Hal-isms, Vol. 34

"That's probably the second time in my life I've been wrong. The first time I thought I was wrong. But I was wrong."


"I wonder if I should even bother. I got turds all over the garage."


"I cleaned 'em up. There's a china kid who's hungry."


"Kady. If I had it to do over. Well, actually I probably wouldn't have had kids."


"I'm a connoisseur of steaks. I eat venison. I'll know if it's done or not."




Protecting his family. In only his socks.


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