"That's probably the second time in my life I've been wrong. The first time I thought I was wrong. But I was wrong."
"I wonder if I should even bother. I got turds all over the garage."
"I cleaned 'em up. There's a china kid who's hungry."
"Kady. If I had it to do over. Well, actually I probably wouldn't have had kids."
"I'm a connoisseur of steaks. I eat venison. I'll know if it's done or not."
|Protecting his family. In only his socks.|