"Oh my goodness! Look at that ancient person!"
"I saw a Kimodo Dragon! But then I saw a cat, so, you know."
"What I really want to see is a monkey smoking a cigarette."
"I've never felt so 'Morbidly-Obese-American' as I do when my elbows are swinging."
"My ankle is really swollen. Too bad there Is NO ICE in Thailand."