"Oh my goodness! Look at that ancient person!"
"I saw a Kimodo Dragon! But then I saw a cat, so, you know."
"What I really want to see is a monkey smoking a cigarette."
"I've never felt so 'Morbidly-Obese-American' as I do when my elbows are swinging."
"My ankle is really swollen. Too bad there Is NO ICE in Thailand."
Ok for the record, I wasn't referring to the skin on my elbows swinging, but the exaggerated "speedwalker" motion I was making today.
Also, put that thing I said about the monkey and the motorbike key...
This might be a good place to post a Hal-ism that caused quite a chuckle around here....Out with the group and taliking about his biopsy, but he wasn't saying the word biopsy. He kept saying the word autopsy. He hadn't a clue and couldn't figure out why all the chuckling until Gloria said, "Well, Hal, if you already had your autopsy, you won't be needing surgery." Hal: "Huh?"
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