Wednesday, September 21, 2011

(It's Not What You Think)

I guess if I'm going to choose to drink beer in bed...

I done had a accident.

...I really should use the nightstand and not set the bottle on the volatile soft cushion-y surface of the mattress.

(Yes that's a can of Dr. Scholl's foot odor spray, a bra and a laptop in my bed.  Yes, that's a hilariously huge pair of underwear I've got on.  Not sure why I'm embarrassed of those things, when it's clearly a photo to be embarrassed of for other reasons.)

Tonight, I figured out a solution at the Verdi Mart.  Beer with a cap on it!!  (Yes that's Miller High Life and yes it's 32 ounces.  What?)  

This kind of reminds me of a Facebook thread between my mom and me:

    • D Hexum Are you making your bed every morning, sweetheart?
      Sunday at 5:43pm · 

    • Kady Hexum Mom, why do you have to always embarrass me in front of my friends?
      Sunday at 6:27pm ·  ·  2 people

    • D Hexum It wouldn't embarrass you if you were to say yes, would it? But then if you were to say no, I guess you would be embarrassing yourself...sorry. Luv ya, Mom
      Monday at 9:17am ·  ·  2 people

    • Kady Hexum NO mom I haven't made my bed. In fact, last night I found a bowl with a chicken leg in it somewhere near where my HUSBAND isn't.
      Monday at 9:55am ·  ·  4 people

I still haven't made my bed, Mom.

A complete list of the items in my bed besides me, the Miller High Life (and the bowl with the chicken leg) in it:

Dr. Scholl's foot odor spray.
A bra.
My laptop.
2 t-shirts.
An external hard drive.
My camera.
A New Orleans guidebook.
My mom's travel hairdryer she lent me for this trip.
3 books.
2 magazines.
A calendar.
1 pair of pants.
A watch.
Two bracelets.
A bottle of nail polish.
Phone charger.
iPod charger.
My purse.


Kelly said...

What has happened to you Kady? I remember while you where living with me, coming into my bedroom, throwing my clean but not folded laundry off my couch with a look of disgust because you wanted to sit on it.

I believe you even reprimanded me as you thought it lazy of me not have folded the laundry and put it away.

Word verification: discisti. So close to disgusti.

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

I don't know? I never really aspired to be like your discisti self. I think when I found that banana peel in your bed along with MY magazines that I didn't even know came in the mail it was the last straw.

I'm going to clean my bed right now. zzzzzzzzzzz.. what did you say?

Kelly said...

This blog is about your discistis not my discistis.

Flaggy said...

If someone steals your bed, you can count 3 books and 2 magazines.

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