One night when Teri and I were having dinner at Alan and Judy's place, I was pretty sure Teri was farting repeatedly throughout. I felt really bad for her, because I know she wasn't feeling well and so I kept pretending it wasn't happening. But she never really even got an embarrassed look on her face and so I got confused. Later on that night, I asked her,
"Did you fart like 6 times during dinner?"
"NO! Why do you ask?"
And then I explained about the farting noises I heard all night long from her end of the table. We deliberated and decided it must have been her chair. But here's what she had for lunch that day. I'll let you decide.
I feel gassy just looking at that.
Kady how can you be so mean to someone as sweet as Teri?
If it doesn't smell, it's not really a fart. Kinda like when there's a bear, black in color and average size in the woods and He poops X number of times around three different trees. and no one can smell it outside the woods. How you gonna prove which bear pooped and how can you tell which way he was traveling. True or False
The Word Problem is Cory, isn't it....
I made a code word for fart. It was Traf. That way you could warn others in your circle without the rest of the world knowing. I would simply say, Hey I traffed. Which is a verb form traf.A sounds like giraffe. Go ahead use it.
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