One night when Teri and I were having dinner at Alan and Judy's place, I was pretty sure Teri was farting repeatedly throughout. I felt really bad for her, because I know she wasn't feeling well and so I kept pretending it wasn't happening. But she never really even got an embarrassed look on her face and so I got confused. Later on that night, I asked her,
"Did you fart like 6 times during dinner?"
"NO! Why do you ask?"
And then I explained about the farting noises I heard all night long from her end of the table. We deliberated and decided it must have been her chair. But here's what she had for lunch that day. I'll let you decide.