"I felt a lot prettier before I looked in the mirror."
"You have done absolutely nothing to annoy me. But I'm so aware of your presence."
"I hate cauliflower. Everything gross looks like it. Warts look like it. STD's look like it. 'Cauliflower ear'. You know, what wrestlers get. Your mom's elbows."
"I am so sick of men acting like their wife looks so great on their wedding day."
|Somewhere in Cambodia|