Monday, October 8, 2012

Summer-isms, Vol. 42

"Did you notice how small every man's hands are lately?"

"This place is drunk in here."

"Who's prettier? Me? Or the man behind B?"

"I just heard my name." (to which he responded: 'What's your name? Stomach?')

"I just peed the stairs. I didn't pee the stairs."

1 comment:

Hobo Siren said...

I obviously didn't say any of these things cuz we are thousands of miles apart.

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