New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite. Mostly because I'm too lazy to come up with new content every single day. Enjoy! This story originally appeared on March 6, 2009:
My parents raised me right, and so therefore I have always been very comfortable conversing with people of all ages. When I was maybe 7 or 8 I was chatting with this elderly gentleman and I was so impressed by his nice white straight teeth and so I told him so. I asked him, "did you have braces when you were a kid?" I went ON and ON about his awesome teeth.
Finally he said, "Do you want me to take them out so you can get a closer look?"
I love people who offer to take out their teeth. That sort of lack of pretense is inspiring, somewhat nauseating too, but still inspiring.
Did he do it??? I remember that my grandma took hers out to brush them. I spent a long time that night trying to get mine out. (and a few other times). I still believed in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy then. The damage was done before I found out the truth about many things.
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