So I'm super sick with the flu, which means I called my mom this morning...almost crying. Of course she said I should come home and she would take care of me, but then she handed me over to dad when her favorite daughter Keri called her back. Which means we have another Hal-ism! I was telling him how he shouldn't be worried about me because of the overabundance of real cowboys on real horses patrolling this town. Of course I'm safe!
He said, "they're the bad ones. In disguise. To trick the Americans, who run around and say, 'a real cowboy! a real cowboy! and then...thunk! An arrow in the back.'"
UPDATE: Jokes on me, I didn't have the flu. I had Dengue Fever.