Every time I think of this story I laugh and laugh.
My friend peed his pants at school when he was a leetle tiny boy. His friends were like, "did you pee your pants?"
He was like, "No. Ummm....my mom accidentally washed my jeans with my dad's tuxedo."
The following are the holes I find in his story:
A. Not only did I NOT pee my pants...
B. We are rich and my dad has a tuxedo.