I see so many problems with this kind of big toe nail.
1) Can't wear tennis shoes.
2) Can't wear socks.
3) Can't run in bare feet.
4) Can't get that pesky pinky toenail to stay stuck on.
5) Can't pee in a public restroom without having a photo of your foot taken.
In the end I was able to get a photo without much ado. The worst part of this whole scenario is that my camera flashed. I thought maybe I could get away with the sound only...but then the flash happened. Not to mention that it is completely illegal to take photos in public restrooms. (duh). I pictured that lady getting up and then wiping and then kicking the crap out of me. Without washing her hands first. Cuz a lady with that kind of pedicure ain't messin' around.