7 hour layover.
Called mom and dad.
Shopped for stuff.
Bought a coffee cup.
Read my book.
Went to the bathroom, where -- and I am not kidding about this -- (and stop reading if you're a proper person with manners or a human being) I pooped the word "hi", lowercase, complete with a dotted "i". I couldn't believe it. I reached to get my camera to take a picture, but the automatic flusher thought I was done and flushed it all away. And then I cursed technology forever.
Goodbye New York with your fancy toilets with unforgiving motion detectors.
BUMMER!! That would have put the crowning touch to your poop picture collection!!
Forget South African scenery, that would have been an amazing picture!
I am fiber loading as we speak, to see what my colon can do.
Did you have to aim the dot on the i, or was that part of the coincidence?
It was a complete surprise. Like my butt was just trying to introduce itself to me...or to the world I guess.
One day I pooped a paragragh in spanish. Ate at Chptle. Looked like and old dot matrix printer if you know what I mean. If you don't know, I don't care and don't have time and the space on this blog entry to explain it as I can't stand typing long drawn out sentences that make my fingers tired. So just figure it out or forget about it please, Thank you. Because time is money and if I'm not getting paid for this I am not going to waste all my time on this one blog. How much do I get for each letter?
Kady I thought it was so funny that you tried to take a picture of your "Hi poop" or is it "poop Hi?" But when I read your reply back to Andrea, I couldn't contain my laughter, you are hysterical, I think you are... Brazilliant!
Goodbye Poop Hi-iiiiiiiirrrlllll
I can't figure out what letters to use for a toilet flushing sound, I even got up and flushed the toilet and I am not sure how to replicate the sound with letters. Sorry, I am not brazilliant.
Actually I think I might be kind of more of a Brazil Nut.
What do you think??
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